underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

hijerking:

oops

hijerking:

oops

radical-vibration:

itsmemacleod:

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

Om goodness

radical-vibration:

itsmemacleod:

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

Om goodness

qats:

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

qats:

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

shampoo:

i’d push him down a flight of stairs for $20 lmao

nissan420sx:

iamthepulloutking:

WHY do they keep making planet of the apes prequels there’s been like three we know what fucking happens at the end dude we’ve known since like 1975

name one thing simultaneously as cool and funny as a chimp on a horse with a assault rifle

breakfastburritoe:

do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy

zovai:

goals

zovai:

goals

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

thunderstoned:

chapmen:

a modern hero

THIS IS GREAT, THIS IS TOO FUCKING GREAT OH MY GOD


  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this