badgoku14:

daddy :)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

fakebreast:

what do you mean a g spot isn’t a place where all the homies hang out?

iguanamouth:

rumpelstiltskln:

iguanamouth:

*puts wifi in my coffin just in case*

the only reason why people will visit you tbh

WOW

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

foodnun:

when your teacher lets you turn in something late

image

silversolicitor:

what a well designed website.  what a well designed, functioning website

silversolicitor:

what a well designed website.  what a well designed, functioning website

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

fartgallery:

Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time